Harris County, TX

The only two things in life that make it worth livin'

Is toll roads that run good and rain retain’ parks

I don't make my name in appraisal caps

I got my gun and a 3-foot rule tonight

Maybe it's time we got back to the basics of guv

Chorus:

Let's go to Harris County Texas with Radack and Thomas and the boys

This successful life we're livin's got us feuding

like the Harrisons and Isbells

Between Bob Eckel’s pain songs and Jon Lindsay’s train songs

and Dolcefino cryin' in the rain out in Harris County Texas

ain't nobody feelin' no pain

So baby let's sell your Astrodome

Buy some boots and faded jeans and Ro-deo!

This off-duty cop is choking me

And on your chron.com you whine all day

We've been so busy keepin' up with Bacarisse

Four posts a day and we're still blogging on

Maybe it's time we got back to the basics of guv

Chorus:

Let's go to Harris County Texas with Radack and Thomas and the boys

This ‘lectronic life we're livin's got us feudinglike the Bushes and Hendees

Between Eversole’s pain songs, Ed Emmett’s train songs

and Feldstein cryin' in the rain

out in Harris County Texasain't nobody feelin' no pain

Let's go to Harris County Texas with Radack and Thomas and the boys

This successful life we're livin' got us feuding like the Zindlers and deep-frys

Between Dan Patrick’s pain songs, H-GAC’s train songs

and K-Mack cryin' in the rain out in Harris County Texas

ain't nobody feelin' no pain