5/12/09

It can only be Jared!

The anecdotes ruminating from yesterday's quarterly meeting of the Harris County Republican Party Executive Committee vex a disquiet in the air around that venerable policy-making synod. If the morning bloggers are to be believed, longtime captain Jared Woodfill may soon incur the wrath of Ed Hubbard, a Houston lawyer who also happens to rank among the victims of last November's Republican judicial purge on Woodfill's watch.

Hubbard has declared his purpose to challenge Woodfill for his title, and with it comes the right to direct the party's intended ascent from its present cavernous abode. It defies your commentator's comprehension as to why any sensible being would encumber himself with an uncompensated position at the helm of the precinct chair rabble, though one supposes this albatross is necessary and may fortune smile upon Mr. Hubbard in his effort to spare us from the irritating hiss of indecision that radiates from his adversary's makeup-encrusted beak...at least upon the occasion of his availability for media comment, though more so should a prayer brunch necessitate his appearance. Or the administration of a school trustee's oath of office.

Though it would not be difficult to offer a sensible replacement for Woodfill's perennial two-pronged campaign strategy of shuffling satchels of greenbacks to Allen Blakemore and temporarily surpassing the credit card debt refinancing folks as Harris County's largest autodialed disruption of the family dinner, Hubbard actually has a reasonably thoughtful plan for the recapture of Harris County from its current decrepitude.

It may be Hubbard's unfortunate dismantling that relatively few of the peons he seeks to lead are sufficiently cognizant to comprehend his plan, preferring to trouble themselves instead with the pressing issue of whether his mainline ecclesiastical affiliation meets sufficient parity with Woodfill's devotional cult. This issue has already emerged at Houston's other preeminent political blog, where a cadre of Woodfillian have declared their loyalty to Jared not for his abject failure to obtain electoral success in some seven years aft of the mast, but because he professes the "correct" religious affiliations. In the quasi-literate words of one representative convert,
"Jared Woodfill is one of the most Christian conservatives, loyal and dedicated to God, and the Harris County Republican party as there ever could get."
Perhaps. But can the Lakewood Stucco Baron turned HCRP pseudo-messiah win elections? Plainly not, as Hubbard sensibly illustrates. To certain Precinct Chair regulars though, painfully obvious truths carry little meaning even when the evidence is abundant. This fanatical movement decided their candidate free from rational evidence.

4/17/09

Of Photo Identification and Such

Celebrated Soviet libertarian Roger Nash Baldwin's Jacobin insurgency club is pressing for a Justice Department review of a proposed Texas ordinance that would require photographic evidence of identity to exercise the franchise on the grounds of its purported discriminatory burdens upon impoverished and minority citizens, which is really to say not impoverished or minority citizens at all but the ACLU's locofoco constituency.

Your correspondent often wonders how all these identity-theft enabling standpatters are able to sustain their claim, as the photo identifier exudes all appearance of being especially atuned to the lifestyle of the political left's core constinuency. In this country one must normally present credentials to...

- Pass entry point security at a federal building (presumably a prerequisite of enrollment in the federal welfare system)
- Cash a check (as in that welfare check) at a banking institution
- Purchase alcohol at a purveyor of excised packages (presumably with the fruit of that welfare check)
- Purchase a firearm (possibly in preparation to later rob that same purveyor)
- Board an airplane (presumably to fly to Washington, D.C. for a week of extravagance at Barack Obama's inauguration with purloined hooch in tow), and
- Drive an automobile (presumably an "Art Car" en route home from the inaugural festivities by way of a detour through a World Trade Organization protest, three antiwar rallies, and Eugene, Oregon).

It is not race or class or income level that the voter identification law so unduly burdens, but rather leftist criminality.

4/9/09

1960's KPRC news documentary

HAIF and some other sites have previously posted links to video of a circa 1964 documentary Ray Miller produced to give the public an understanding of the news gathering and production process. Anyone who has not yet should indeed watch the three-part YouTube series Mitt Dawson has kindly posted.

It's great for some vintage images of Houston, hopefully helping newcomers get an idea of how young our city really is. We also enjoyed the cameos by the late Louie Welch, Carl Smith (who thankfully makes no mention of his manhood in this clip), as well as a passing glimpse of a billboard promoting George Herbet Walker Bush's 1964 campaign for US Senate, which he lost to an obscure South Texas Democratic former congressman named Lloyd Bentsen while playing a pivotal role in developing an organized statewide Republican party. Some people still insist that Bush could have won that race if John Connolly hadn't pulled the then-ranching Bentsen out of his back pocket to shake up the Democratic Primary.

We especially enjoyed Part 2, in which Miller explains that the complexity of local government requires full time coverage, introducing the beat reporters for Harris County and City Hall. Seems like a quaint notion today, that a local television station might have beat reporters assigned to local government offices to keep the public tuned in to the daily business of their leaders instead of just throwing up an occasional sweeps-week scandal.

Miller's efforts to make the news process transparent demonstrates a remarkable level of respect for news consumers, in stark contrast to the detached arrogance of today's newsmen, who continue to tell us how much we'll miss them when they're gone, even taking digs at bloggers in their final, lazy farewell columns.

The video also leaves us wondering if Ray Miller or Carl Smith ever looked young.

4/1/09

On Very Special Assignment

While the Houston Chronicle withers on the vine under the ace handicapping of Jeff Cohen, its editors and columnists seem utterly oblivious to their own responsibilities for keeping the paper relevant to a broad readership. In lieu of reporting, they feverishly beat the dead horses of parochial political agendas, laboring under the pathetically antiquated delusion that the editorial page carries significant sway with the modern educated public.

None are more pathetic than Lisa Falkenberg, who has spent the better part of a year attacking Republican judges for anything from legitimate questions about legal representation to perceived slights. But even when Lisa addresses legitimate issues, she undermines her cause with poor writing, a painfully shallow depth of knowledge, and crudely apparent bias. She has gone so far as to insert herself as an advocate in an ongoing child custody case in John Phillips' court, clumsily spinning the facts of the case on behalf of her chosen side. But it gets worse.

Last night, Falkenberg appeared at an official Democratic Party function. Not as a reporter, but as the featured speaker. The meeting was billed as part of an "Evening Brownbag: Issues and Answers Series." Sounds high minded enough. Our source didn't have much to say about Falkenberg's unmemorable speech, and wasn't surprised to find her speaking at an explicitly partisan gathering. But they were a tad surprised by the follow up to her speech: an open discussion of who should run against John Phillips in next year's General Election. Judge David Longoria seems to be the early pick of the Democrats, which is not a surprise. We expect every incumbent Republican judge to face a challenger next year, and Longoria is a likely candidate.

But we can no longer fathom the level of arrogant detachment found in the Chronicle leadership that authorizes an inexperienced columnist to constantly pursue a personal political agenda that stretches from the pages of the paper to the meeting rooms of Democrat activists. She attacks the Republican judge publicly in print, then meets with Democrats privately where they recruit a challenger. Analysis has been completely traded out for untrained and unbridled advocacy. We don't need a journalism degree to decipher this gameplan.

Newspaper folks like to tell us that we'll miss them when they're gone. They like to say that blogs can never replace the hard research and vetting that goes into their product. There may have been a time when that was true; it's debatable. But the Chronicle of today is little more than a pricey blog crammed with heated rhetoric and few obvious indications of research or vetting.

Off the top of our heads, we can think of at least three local blogs that do a better job covering the court system than Falkenberg or Brian Rogers. These blogs all have biases, but they argue their positions openly and honestly without any pretense to magisterium. More importantly, they work from a depth of knowledge and experience that is hard to find in the Chronicle these days.

We may miss the romantic ideal of a newspaper of record that credibly establishes the agenda of our hometown, and we'll certainly miss the ritual of unfolding the paper to a steaming cup of chicory-enhanced coffee in the morning as we fumbled for the crossword. But we said goodbye to those things long ago. The tone-deaf arrogance of Hearst & Cohen will not be missed.


Bonus: Three untrained, unvetted and amateur bloggers who consistently do a better job covering the local judiciary than the Houston Chronicle:

Murray Newman
Mark Bennett
Grits for Breakfast

3/4/09

Hunker Down Ed!

Liz Austin Peterson's story on Adrian Garcia and Ed Emmett hiring themselves chauffeurs at a time when many are struggling to make car payments is a poignant example of just how out of touch some politicians can get when they start buying the words of sycophants.

Garcia, of course, is following a long Democratic tradition, ensconced in City Hall, of elected officials perking up their lifestyles on the public dime. That Emmett, the fiscally conservative Republican and self-appointed champion of public ethics, would do so is more surprising. More surprising is that he would allow the Democrat Sheriff, who was recruited by the rough and tumble Eastside machine and a veteran union politician himself, place one of his top political operatives in the car. To be fair to Emmett, he probably would only have recognized the name if he had been paying attention to Harris County politics in the years prior to his appointment.

Emmett's flacks say the driver has only been used for security since Hurricane Ike (AAAAGGGHHH!!! STOP INVOKING IKE TO JUSTIFY EVERYTHING!!!!! YOU AND YOUR BUDDY BILL WHITE!!! JUST SHUT UP AND MOVE ON!!! ALL Y'ALL DID WAS SHOW UP AT PRESS CONFERENCES AND GIVE PASSING MENTION TO THE THOUSANDS OF WORKERS AND VOLUNTEERS WHO ACTUALLY HANDLED THE DISASTER!!!), which doesn't explain why it's listed on public documents as an item on the upcoming budget. With the other side of the mouth, they argue that it allows the judge to do business while travelling around Houston. Maybe it also allows him time to practice his Vedanta meditation, well known for solving financial crises.

We certainly wish we had a chauffeur to drive us around the maze of construction that is Houston. Of course, we'd just use it as an opportunity to drink more gin. Alas, we didn't personally save Houston from drowning in a sea of press avails like Emmett, White and Garcia.

For an amusing attempt at spin (and math), be sure to read Joe Stinebaker's comments at Lose an Eye. Makes you wonder just how much time ex-reporters and political flacks are spending on the blogs these days. Not that we're accusing Stinebaker of anything. We're sure he's a wonderful person. Besides, if we read the tea leaves correctly, he should be too busy for blogging in the next few months. Hop in and take a ride.


Scene from a typical 9th Floor Hallway

2/16/09

Polling the Abraham Lincoln Brigade

Every bisected tenth-score and an impending President's Day ago, an esteemed news organization will inevitably assign itself to the task of polling America's supposed scholars on the matter of "Presidential Greatness." While ostensibly marketed as an attempt to rank-order the performance of 40-something occupants of the executive office, the resulting product is terribly mundane. Even Alexander Hamilton would be pressed to match the monarchial prowess of this annual self-indulgent affair in which the venerable likes of Doris Kearns Goodwin predictably affix the Iron Crown of Lombardy to the brows of the Washington, Lincoln and other similarly exalted greenback portraiture.

In lesser times, such surveys provide "expert" vindication for all matter of political miscreants, invariably seeking out authoritative demonstration that George W. Bush is indeed the lesser man than Millard Fillmore that they always believed him to be. Your humble correspondent proudly maintains that the "Exalted 44" is largely devoid of commendable characteristics save the solitary counterargument of the only truly great president, Grover Cleveland. And while a scanty few beyond him may similarly merit rescue from that sea of wretchedness, certainly the executive office has not produced a bearable personality since the departure of Calvin Coolidge. It is foregone certitude that the year of Big O would be such a lesser one, and C-Span has spit forth the present survey.

And yes, the results are the usual surety. Great: Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt. Not-so-great: Buchanan, Pierce, Dubya. Rising Stars: Truman, Clinton. Not included, but unspoken annointer of Honest Abe himself: Obama.

Perhaps of greater interest to the inquisitive among us is the constitution of expertise that deemed such a list. Though certain matters of presidential assessment may be beyond dispensation and thus limited to various exemplars of numismatic recognition, one would expect such a survey to be conducted among scholars who specialize in the presidency itself as an institution or, perhaps, a general historian of the office from its insipid creation to the present coronation. Perhaps choose a James Pfiffner. Or a Paul Boller. Such a survey might exhibit a modicum of analytical value. C-Span's "expert" list is nothing of the sort though, rather consisting mostly of biographers who specialize in single presidents or narrow, focused, and defined periods of history. Furthermore, those narrow expertises tend to be skewed around presidents that, unsurprisingly, land themselves near the top of the list.

The case of Abraham Lincoln may serve as a demonstration. Suppose one were to design a presidential survey to be distributed to a list of 65 "experts." Further suppose one chose for that list a total of 10 experts on Abraham Lincoln, each of whom specializes only in Lincoln and the Civil War era. Naturally, the results would tend to rank Lincoln above all else, would they not? It is the nature of specialized scholars stick to their specialties, and a survey that skews toward certain specialists will naturally name their subject as its "Greatest President." Thus, we find the C-Span survey included the following specialists on Lincoln, the Civil War, and...well, little if anything else:

Jean Baker, author of Mary Todd Lincoln: A Biography
Vernon Burton, author of The Age of Lincoln
Andrew Ferguson, author of Land of Lincoln: Adventures in Abe's America
Debra Goodrich, author of The Day Dixie Died
Allen Guelzo, author of Lincoln: Redeemer President
Harold Holzer, chairman of the Lincoln Bicentennial Commission
James McPherson, author of Tried By War: Abraham Lincoln as Commander in Chief
Edna Greene Medford, co-author of The Emancipation Proclamation: Three Views
Stephen Oates, author of With Malice Toward None: A Life of Abraham Lincoln
Brooks D. Simpson, author of Think Anew, Act Anew: Abraham Lincoln on Slavery, Freedom, and Union

It may come as little surprise that the next most populated "expertise" categories are in the Revolutionary War/Constitutional Convention era or the Great Depression/World War II period. FDR and George Washington were numbers 2 and 3 on the list, respectively.

In similar vein, the Lincoln-dominated list of experts selected him as their top choice for categories well beyond the scope of his reputation. Lincoln might appear to be an obvious frontrunner for his widely acknowledged strength in "Crisis Leadership." But does he also deserve to dominate the category of "Economic Management," a policy area that (1) barely even registered in his presidency due to the Civil War, and (2) had little to commend its actual economic merit given its preference for the long-discarded dogmas of Whiggish mercantilism? Does Lincoln, a president who went through a half-dozen notoriously inept generals before he settled on Ulysses S. Grant, really qualify for high marks in "Administrative Skills"? And should he truly outrank such foreign policy heavyweights as Reagan, Nixon, Wilson, and Eisenhower?

Only in the mind of a biographer who knows Lincoln and little else beyond Lincoln.

Not to deprecate George, or Franklin, or Abe undeservedly, but with such stacked balloting how does poor Chester A. Arthur even stand a chance of rising above 32nd place on the list? And for that matter, why is an expert on the life of Abe Lincoln any more equipped to evaluate the economic policies of Ronald Reagan than a biographer of Caracalla? Such questions are particularly pertinent given that many "expert" historians are known for holding unconventional political affiliations outside of their narrow biographical fields and may thus be prone to evaluate other presidencies in which they possess absolutely no credentialed specialty through the lens of radical left wing activism. James McPherson may know Lincoln well, but the closest thing he has to expertise in the Roaring Twenties is being a prime candidate for the Palmer Raids.

2/15/09

Dear Fellow Talk Show Listeners

I recall not too long ago, about eight months I believe, two blowhards on talk radio stated that the credit crisis we are suffering was not any big deal. The one blow-hard I speak of in particular is Edd Hendee. This one spoke at length about his son who lives in the Northeast and works in the banking sector and was trying to warn Edd that there was a terrible credit crisis headed our way. Edd assured his listeners that his son had no idea what he was talking about. At the time, only Bear Stearns and Countrywide were at risk. Edd (legend in his own mind) assured his listeners that the only people who would be affected were stock holders in a "handful" of companies. Nothing to worry about here...

I'm curious Edd, have you apologized to your son yet? Even better...Have you apologized to Congressman Ron Paul who warned us back in 2002 what would happen if we didn't get things under control? I recall how arrogantly you treated this elected representative of the people when he politely appeared on your show. Is it even possible for you to yank your foot out of your month long enough to articulate an apology to either your son (who is apparently smarter than you) or our Congressman (who is definitely smarter than you)? More importantly, how about you apologize to the employees of Landmark Chevrolet for lying to them?

Then apologize to the employees of Lawrence Marshall Chevrolet for lying to them. Then apologize to the employees of Bill Heard Chevrolet, Merril Lynch, Bank of America, and Fidelity Investments for being a stupid asshole and lying to them. There is a serious dearth of talent and intelligence in talk radio in this damned city. You are Exhibit #A.

2/2/09

Grand Mysteries of the Developing World

For all its political asperity, the mischievous spectacle known as "third world governance" has a conflicting yet inexplicably commendable aptitude for the normalization of comic absurdity into the routine of statecraft. Take the case of one Andry Rajoelina.

Depending upon the source, this curious former turntable helmsman is either the eccentric occupant to the mayorality of Antananarivo or the reigning incumbent of the Malagasy Empire, the Chief of the Chiefs of Sakuya, Lord of Wanda and Tyrant of the Seas, and Bachelor of the Arts of Oxford University.

Mr. Rajoelina maintained his executive ascendancy some days ago, ordering the various ministries of state shuttered and dispersed, and declaring a school holiday in apparent coordination with the prophylactic pageantry that was to accompany his installation. But alas, the sanction of divinity is not with those who claim it of late. So the bureaucrats arrived for work, the students for their lessons, the old government persisted, and
the self-sustained putsch fizzled to other "legal avenue" options.

In conceivably associated news, Kwame Kilpatrick may soon relocate to Texas.

1/27/09

Memorandum to the RNC: Beware of Benkiser

To our loyal Republican Party of Texas cadre, your humble interlocutor has made little effort to shroud his disdain for current Chair-shrew Tina Benkiser. While her nauseating convention demeanor may supply a sufficient justification of its own, it is her political ineptitude that should strike a deathblow to her present candidacy for Co-Chairman of the Republican National Committee as it convenes next week to select a leader. The urgency of the situation requires that one withhold no barbs for this eminently unqualified office seeker.

We thus dissect the purported "Record of Success" currently appearing on Ms. Benkiser's electronic diary, where she recounts the many Republican "victories" under her watch. RNC Committeemen, take note.

  • "Republicans hold an historic record of 2,395 elected offices in Texas."
Over 99% of these offices are minor county-level positions such as Justice-of-the-Peace, constable, or low-level administrative roles. The majority of these are in small rural counties, and many are not even full time jobs. Meanwhile, in the offices that really matter (U.S. Congress, State House, State Senate), Benkiser has posted continuous losses since taking office.
  • "[Texas has] voted for the Republican Presidential nominee in consecutive elections"
Yes, dear reader, she is actually campaigning on the fact that a solid Republican state voted for a favorite son Republican candidate for President.

  • "Swept all statewide offices on the ballot in consecutive elections"
True, except Republicans have held those offices as incumbents since 1998, well before Benkiser was ever elected.

  • "Maintained control of the Texas Senate and Texas House"
Barely, that is. Benkiser inherited an 88-62 seat majority in the House and a 20-10 majority in the Senate. Today the House majority stands a single seat away from Democrat control at 76-74. Our Senate majority declined on her watch too as she presided over the loss of a 60%+ safe Republican seat in Fort Worth for the first time in two decades.

  • "Won nearly 500 seats from Democrats at the district and local level"
And lost just as many. When Benkiser took office the two biggest counties in the state - Dallas and Harris (Houston) - were 100% Republican counties. Republicans ran every single office from county judge and sheriff down to the lowest judicial benches. Then it all unravelled. In 2006 Dallas Republicans lost 41 out of 42 county positions on the ballot, including all of the judicial offices, the sheriff, and most county administrators. The exact same scenario repeated in 2008. Harris County also copied Dallas in 2008. Republicans were thrown out of 28 countywide offices out of 34 on the ballot. Incumbent judges who had been on the bench for over 20 years lost. So did the sheriff, the county attorney, the district clerk. Barack Obama also became the first Democrat to carry either Houston or Dallas in decades.

  • "Re-elected U.S. Senators in 2006 and 2008"
Incumbent Republican Senators John Cornyn and Kay Bailey Hutchison, that is. Both were shoo-ins for reelection in a safe Republican state. Both faced token Democrat opponents.

  • "Gained a seat in U.S. Congress in 2008"
Which also happened to be a seat that Tina Benkiser singlehandedly lost in 2006 - the Tom DeLay seat. Some readers may recall that Benkiser personally designed the Republican Party's half-cocked legal strategy to replace DeLay on the ballot, and recall the equally embarrassing back up plan of a write-in candidate. Benky is also still at a net loss on the Congressional Delegation. We're down a seat from where we were when she took the reigns.

Benky's other "notable achievements" are equally reaching in their dishonesty.

  • She boasts of registering 300,000 new Republicans in 2008...except the Democrats registered twice that. In a Republican majority state.
  • She boasts of record GOP primary turnout in 2008...except again, the Democrats turned out twice that (and 4 times as much in urban areas such as Houston and Dallas).
  • She boasts of the "tax reform" and "private property" initiatives on the Republican Primary ballot...but these initiatives carried no legal weight, and are placed there by the Republican Party itself at Benkiser's personal direction.
  • She boasts of sending out millions of emails...well, at least she's being honest about something. What can one say? Benky likes her spam.

1/16/09

What the Hell's your Point?

Liz Peterson officially gained County Seat cred with her latest post on Commissioners Court:

Good times at Commissioners Court

If only President Joseph Charles of Royalty had been there to help Charles Hixon with his lawn flooding.

Welcome to the world of faded maps, tattered memos, fuzzy recordings and crazy old stories, Liz. Don't forget to say an occasional prayer to Mac McCain.


P.S. We hear you're making some folks nervous by showing up at unpublicized meetings. Keep it up.